Things that made us laugh today:
The phrase "I nearly spatchcocked myself on a spiral brain tugger".
Our new business plan to provide Aliens-themed chocolate fountains for weddings. Ideas include table centrepieces of corroded holes lined with chocolate and a little card saying "Looks like (groom's name) bagged one of (bride's name)'s bad guys", an animatronic figure encased in secreted chocolate that on closer examination slurs out "eat me", a giant chocolate alien queen popping out little Cadbury's Creme Eggs, hidden chocolate eggs that will only show up on a little scanner and the grisly centrepiece, Bishop and the Alien Queen (a delightful confection of dark, milk and white chocolate).
You probably had to be there, but are thankful you weren't.